An interview with the five-year-old who plans to live forever

When you have your own house, how many bedrooms will it have?

Four.

How many kids will you have?

Just a baby. Four babies. Is that a lot of babies?

What are you going to do when you grow up?

Work at the bank. No. I'm going to get bad guys.

How old are you going to be when you get married?

99 years old. When I turn 100 years old, I will know how to jump on the fence.

How old is Dad?

29.

How old was Dad when he got married?

12.

How old is Mom?

30 years old.

How old was Mom when she got married?

12.

Are you going to college?

Yeah. I'm going to turn into a Dad and I'll go to college, too.

What are you going to learn?

How to do good. Teach other people. I'll be police and help people. If I'm police I won't be with you anymore. I won't live with you anymore. When I turn 100,000 dollars years old, I will do a lot of good things.

Do you love your brother?

Mmm-hmm.

What's your favorite candy?

Red candy. Starburst and Skittles.

What's your favorite cartoon?

Garfield.

What's your favorite color?

When I turn 100 years old, it's going to be purple. Can we be done talking?