Should I believe him?

The confessions a woman makes in her sleep are terrible.

Husband: Do you remember sitting up last night and telling me, "Shhh, it's quiet time?"

Me: What?

Husband: Yes! You sat up going "Shhhh!" And you sounded really annoyed when you said, "It's quiet time!"

Me: *laughing* No! I don't!

Husband: What? Then I asked if you were okay and you said, "I don't know. I'm going crazy."

Folks, I don't remember any of this. It's terrible. But the serious amount of laughter in his voice clearly said it was all true.