Lost and Found

In my car...7 of the baby's socks

In the pantry, in the box of weight loss shakes...my toothbrush

In the bath tub...a partially eaten hot dog

In the bathroom drawer (where the toothbrush should have been)...two monster truck toys.

In my refrigerator...another sock

In the baby's diaper...uneaten Cheerios

In the garbage can...a t-shirt, a spoon, and a toy car

And my sanity? With these children around? Will probably never be found